It's a long story... This Ms Luita...

1. My memories of Ms Luita... It's been few years since she posted on kommies... She used to post sexy stuffs... Makes those on alt.binaries.pictures.racequeens look like kampung stuffs.

Kommies : *nosebleed*

2. Legs... oh yeah... she's got a pair of nice ones. Goes well with her black, long, 5-inch lace top stocking... Sometimes when she feels like getting real sexy, leather stocking ala Pretty Woman.

Kommies : *more nosebleed*

3. Up on the table, she used to put her nice pair of legs. Sometimes wearing an anklet with lace ruffle... and her high heeled shoes. I'm telling you, you can't find a single line of wrinkle or any other flaw on them.

Kommies : *massive nosebleed*

4. In a vase on her table, she used to put all the flowers, roses that kommies sent to her everyday. Some anonymous, some not. She used to post photos of hers among the flowers. I still remember the day when she received twelve dozen roses of twelve different colours. I don't know where that guy found those colour, but it's really amazing.

5. The strange thing is, kommies like to talk about Ms Luita. But we hardly know her well. She is very mysterious. When she wanted to be found, she is all around you. Otherwise, you can only sit down staring at your monitor for a whole month. But when she reappear, I wouldn't mind to have waited for another month.

6. Air in kommies will suddenly smell of summer breeze when she was posting something real nice, real sexy. Love is always in the air when she's around. It's really worth the wait.

Kommies : *sob* *sob* "Yeah..." *sob* "Ms Luita where are you?"

Okay, enough said. For those who know Ms Luita, keep her in your memory.

For those who haven't met her yet, come to kommies more often. Write more interesting postings for kommies. Who knows, Ms Luita may decide to come back one day? Or you may be surprised when you suddenly find a personal email from Ms Luita in your mailbox?

If you still don't know who is Ms Luita, read the first word of each numbered paragraph.

Still don't get it? Aww... Marn! It's "My Legs Up In The Air".

"ROTFLMAO with Ms Luita" = "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With My Legs Up In The Air"

Newsgroups: tmnet.communities
Subject: Re: Women: We different. :-)
From: dave chiew <dave_chiew@noplace.like.home>
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:32:54 +0800

On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:01:52 +0800, "The Dude at Office"
<thedude@thedudelives.com> wrote:

>who's ms luita?

Ms Luita goes for both men and women. If she gets you, you will not
be able to stand up properly. You will end up breathless, lying on
your back - her favourite position. :)

-dave chiew