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Director : Rkaru
Stratman : "Freeze man, some kids coming on their bicycles."
Wombat :
"Relax bro., we're in our Ghillie suits. All their untrained eyes would see
are just two lumps of leaves."
<Sound of heavy engine>
Wombat : "What's that?"
Stratman : "Don't know man, it's behind us and I don't dare move with the kids right in front of us."
Man 1 : "Apa ni? Baru tadi kita servis kawasan ni, dah ada sampah lagi?"
Man 2 : "Dah lah tu... dah potong pokok tak taruh dalam plastik bag. Bikin susah orang saja."
Man 1 : "Macam mana ni?"
Man 2 : "Kutip sajalah... nanti kena komplen pulak."
The two man proceeds to pick up the two lumps of 'leaves'....
Man 2 : "Ugghhh.... berat giler daun-daun ni. Campak je kat belakang ni..."
Man 1 : "Dah penuhlah... kena compact ni...."
Man 1 pulls lever and the hugh compacting thingy at the back of the rubbish truck pulls everything inside the truck and starts compacting....
Wombat & Stratman : "Aaaaaiiiieeeeeee......................."
<Crunch.... kruk....krak.....snap.....> (Sounds of breaking bones)
Director : Wombat
A wee bit later.....
Wombat : "Ouch my bones....."
StratMan : "Hmmph fmmph gmmpgh hmmmph ptooi! Bloody fishhead lodged in my throat."
Wombat : "Marn, you okay?"
StratMan : "Ouch! I think I am 3 inches shorter after going through the compactor, and I am not talking about my height. "
John Holmes : <Groan....>
Wombat : "Me thinks we need medical attention fast marn. We need to get to a hospital."
StratMan : "What about Pantai Medical?"
Wombat : "Are you nuts? They charge you even for breathing the air in the building!"
StratMan : "Okay okay. I got a better alternative."
Later at the Rolly Polly Clinic....
Dr. Liew : "Wah lau .... what happened to you both? "
StratMan : "Rkaru somehow got us into a garbage compactor."
Wombat : "Ouch ouch! Had I known, I would have included more goodies on the CD I sent to his missus! Ouch ouch ouch!"
StratMan : "Hey Doc, nice nurses you've got here. Oh nurse~~~~ "
Dr. Liew : "Err... that would not be a very good idea---"
<SHAFT!>
StratMan : "Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Wombat : "Mein gott! What did the nurse do to StratMan?"
Dr. Liew : "I think she gave him an enema, but with a champagne bottle....."
[To be continued...... if you like nurses in uniform....]
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