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Director : Dr. Liew
Wombat : "Err... doc, can you do something about this?"
Dr. Liew : "I'll see what I can do. But before that, both of you must get cleaned up first. With the smell, I won't be able to hold my lunch more than 5 minutes. Sweetie, bring these two gentlemen to the decontamination shower please."
Nurse : "Right away, doc."
Wombat & StratMan followed the nurse down a long corridor...
StratMan : "Ur, nice satin gown you have there..."
Wombat : "Yeah, it sure looks familiar."
Nurse : "It's our uniform. Ever since we adopted the change, a lot of people have been ill. But mostly epistaxis (nosebleed)."
Meanwhile, at the consultation room...
Nurse : "Mr. Rkaru...!"
Dr. Liew : "Rkaru! What happened? Your RIS/TC program crashed again?"
Rkaru : "No doc, why would you say that?"
Dr. Liew : "Coz I see plenty of WTCs on your head. How are you?"
Rkaru : "I don't know doc, someone sent a CD via PosLaju to my missus and I ended up like this... Guess I have to come out with a new version of SDI (Senduk Defence Initiative)."
Dr. Liew : "Oh... that one..."
Nurses : *giggle* *giggle*
Rkaru : "You knew!?"
Dr. Liew : "Yeah, this morning. I went to the market and they were selling at 3 ringgit a piece, the CD. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back."
Rkaru : "And they...?"
Dr. Liew : "Yeah, somehow my nurses got it too... Nevermind... Sweetie! Bring my 767 model planes please."
Nurse : "Right away, doc."
Rkaru : "What are you gonna do?"
Dr. Liew : "Watch..."
Dr. Liew had the nurses hold down Rkaru and started throwing the model planes at his head...
Rkaru : "Ouch... ouch... ouch!"
A minute later...
Dr. Liew : "Okay, done. Sweeties, release him."
Rkaru : "That's it?"
Dr. Liew : "Yep."
Rkaru : "Thanks doc!"
Dr. Liew : "No problem."
Rkaru happily walks out...
Rkaru to the counter nurse : "Errr... How much?"
Nurses : "No need ler. Can you autograph these CDs for us?"
Meanwhile after the decontamination shower...
Dr. Liew : "My God! So flat ah? Difficult ler..."
Wombat : "Yeah. You have a problem?" *licks knife*
Dr. Liew : "Err... Not really... I have an idea... Follow me..."
5 minutes later at a neighbouring tyre shop...
Dr. Liew : "Hi uncle, do me a favor..."
Ah Pek : "Tyre problem again?"
Dr. Liew : "No ler... these two gentlemen..."
Ah Pek : "Oh! Sheet! So flat!"
Dr. Liew : "Yeah, garbage compactor..."
Ah Pek : "Sap sap sui... But tell me the dosage."
Dr. Liew : "Okay, this one 70 psi..."
Ah Pek : "Okie..." *insert hose into Wombat's posterior...*
Phhhhh...
Wombat : "Ahh... this feels much better..."
Ah Pek : "Next..."
Dr. Liew : "This one 35 psi will do..."
Ah Pek : "Okie..." *insert hose into StratMan's posterior...*
Phhhhh...
StratMan : "This feels good... but wait! My height, width and depth are back... but what about my length?"
Dr. Liew : "I think that's sufficient."
StratMan : "NO! I've got to get my length back marn..."
Ah Pek : "If you say so..." *cranks up to 120psi...*
StratMan : "Arghh... My nose! My chest! And Filariasis! NO... All swollen up!"
Dr. Liew : "See? Overdose."
Ah Pek : "Young man, more may not be better..." *pokes a nail to StratMan's posterior*
StratMan : *Psssss... Phleb phleb phleb phleb phleb...*
StratMan : "Phew... That was close..."
Ah Pek : "Now... See the scar on my thigh?"
Dr. Liew : "Run for your lives marn...!"
[... to be continued ...]
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