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Director : Wombat
Two days later....
Wombat : <Burppppp....> "Ah.... that should be enough Filet O'Fish to last me for the next 3 years."
Dr. Liew : "Unbelievable! This is a miracle in medical history! I have never seen anyone whacked 164 Filet O'Fish in one go!"
StratMan : *Faint*
Wombat : "Only 164? Hey you at the counter! I distinctly ordered 170! You still owe me 6 Filet O'Fish!"
Dr Liew : "So, what's next?"
Wombat : "I think I need to go back to Lahad Datu. I have information that the Ewoks at the office is planning a coup d'etat... wanna come along?"
StratMan : "To Lahad Datu? Where's that? Is there really such a place?"
Wombat : <Groan...> "It'd be fun. I heard Nur Misuari has slipped into Sabah recently and it'd be great to hunt him down."
Dr. Liew : "I can come too, but what am I going to do there?"
Wombat : "I can show you some nice seedy karaokes. Wanna to meet the famous drunken Ah Pek?"
StratMan : "Can we hunt Kancils while we are there?"
Wombat : "More than you can ever feast your eyes on."
Dr. Liew/StratMan : "Lets go then."
Later, after getting to KLIA, bought tickets, boarded a MAS Boeing 737, plane takes off and somewhere over Pahang.....
Wombat : "What do you mean there's no Pina Colada on board?"
Stewardess : "Ayam solly sir. Bart we haf olen jus. Ken I serve yew olen jus?"
Wombat : "And this is my lunch? Where's the lobster? I distinctly remember seeing lobster in your MAS advertisements!"
Stewardess : "Bart tat is foh first klass sir."
Wombat : "Oh. Nevermind..."
Dr. Liew : "You think got any pregnant lady on this flight? I have always wanted to give a mid-air delivery, just like in all those movies...."
StratMan : "Err bro..."
Wombat : "Yes marn?"
StratMan : "We are on a plane."
Wombat : "Yup."
StratMan : "And everything is peaceful and normal so far."
Wombat : "Yup."
StratMan : "In view of everything that's being going on in this techno thriller, you think that's normal?"
Wombat : "Why not? What can possibly happen here?"
StratMan : "Yup. What can possibly happen here?"
[To be continued, just when you think it's safe to take a plane....]
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