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Director : Wombat
And then...
StratMan : "And look who just walked in. it is JK!"
Jantan Kuat : "Sorry we are late folks. by the way these are my kids, and this is Mrs. JK."
Dana/KK GF : "Awww your kids looked soooo cute!"
Mrs. Wombat : <whispering to Mrs. JK..> "Pssst pssst psst pssst."
Mrs. JK : "What? A built-in HUD weapon targeting system? I want one also!"
John Clark sitting a few tables away : "Hmmm. interesting. Me thinks there's a niche market for this weapon targeting system. Imagine, Malaysia has 22 million people, and lets say about 10 million wives, multiply that by US$1 million per copy cost price after volume discount.. My PDA calculator just went into error mode. I think I have found the next killer app."
JK : "Hmmm.. I wonder why my handphone suddenly no signal wan? Never mind, maybe I will play around with the ring-tones until the signal come back."
Dr. Liew : "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Look at the guy next table."
JK : "What guy next table? All I see is a vegetable."
HCND : "That's the one. He played one ring-tone too much. Wombie fried him."
JK : <Gulp> "How?"
StratMan : "Wombie will have to kill you after he tells you."
Kommies : "Aiya.. Repeat quote lah."
And the afternoon wore on... <Rest of the world : * yawn * >
Suddenly.
Mohd Atta's brother : "Nobody moves! This is a hijacking! I am hijacking this hotel! You all are now my hostages! I shall crash this hotel into the Petronas Twin Towers over there."
Mikka : "Errr someone didn't tell you that hotels don't fly ah?"
Mohd Atta's brother : "Whatever. All of you, sit down! Otherwise I will detonate this tactical nuclear device and take all of you with me. I will be in paradise!"
HCND : "Obviously you didn't read that article on your brother at www.onion.com kemosabe. Your paradise is not what you think."
Mohd Atta's brother : "Shaddap!"
Dr. Liew : "Wah lau eh, The Sum Of All Fears happening in KL pula."
[To be continued...]
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