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Director : Dr. Liew
Dr. Liew : "Wah lau eh, The Sum Of All Fears happening in KL pula. I thought last I saw you was at Lahad Datu's airport? How did you end up here?"
Mohammed Atta's Brother (MAB) : "I remember you! You were the cunning doctor back there on the plane who tricked me with your EPIGLU."
Dr. Liew : "Aww... you don't have to thank me for that. I have some better stuff this time. Wanna try some?"
MAB : "Hey, I am stupid. But not that stupid, alright! Everyone put your sticking hands up. This is a f*ck up!"
StratMan II : "Shouldn't it be 'stickup'?"
MAB : "Damn! Everyone put your f*cking hands up. This is a stickup!"
HCND : "And your point is?"
MAB : "And I'm gonna blow all of you BB6 into pieces when I detonate the tactical nuclear device. Nyahhahahahahaha!"
KK : "Where's the trigger, you belly button?" *ROTFLOL with Ms Luita*
KKgf : *ROTFLOL with Ms Luita*
MAB : "Who is Ms Luita?"
Kommies : *ROTFLOL with Ms Luita*
John Clark : "I think these BB6s are out of their fooking minds." *sweat* *sweat*
MAB : "It's time now! Nobody moves!" *press* *press*
MysticMan : "What is he doing ah?"
Mrs. Wombat : "I think he is dialing his handphone."
StratMan II : "But who is he calling?"
Dana : "I remember seeing a movie. They use mobile phone to set off bombs."
KKgf : "And we can jam the signal!"
Wombat : "But how?"
Everyone looks at Wombat...
Wombat : "Why? What are you looking at?"
Dr. Liew : "You are a walking mobile phone jammer, remember?"
Wombat : "You must be joking."
StratMan II : "We are not joking, Wombie. You are the only one that can do it."
Wombat : "There must be another way."
Dr. Liew : "There's no other way. You have to jam his phone."
Wombat : "No."
Dr. Liew : "Everybody NOW NOW NOW!"
The rests of the kommies got up suddenly and grabbed Wombat, throwing him over towards MAB...
MAB : *Press SENT* "What the feck?!?! No signal?! Arghhhh! Stoopid TMTouch!"
John Clark sitting on the next table : "Way to go, BB6. Way to go."
Wombat : "Ouch ouch ouch! Hey, when you send somebody to save the world, make sure he likes the way it is! #@$%@#" *grumble* *grumble*
Just then, Wing Hoe sprang up into the air. He did a double-flip and a triple-turn...
StratMan II : "Wing Hoe!"
StratMan II threw the LED torch towards Wing Hoe and Wing Hoe caught it in mid-air before landing tip-toed on the leaves of a dwarfed palm tree near MAB, flamingo style. With a well balanced move, Wing Hoe thrust the LED towards MAB's eyes and depressed the button.
MAB : *@_@* "Ouch my eyes!"
Just then KK kicked on the leg of the wooden table, sliding towards MAB...
Dana : "Here you go!" *throws balloon pump to KK*
KK grabbed the balloon pump and got near MAB. He shaft the balloon pump towards MAB's bottom...
Balloon pump : *Psss* *psss* *psss*
MAB : "Ooooiiiweeeweeeweeeweeeweee!"
dSaint : "Eh... eh... eh... My turn! My turn!"
Dr. Liew : "What do you have?"
dSaint : *Cluck* *cluck* *took out a durian shell*
Dr. Liew : "And what are you gonna do with them?"
dSaint : "Watch!" *wears durian shell on head*
dSgf : "Charge! Honey! Charge charge chaaAAAaAaAaaAArge!" *whip* *whip*
dSaint : "Yeeeee Harrrr!"
MAB : "AAAUUUGGHHH DOI DOI DOI DOI! MY BUTT! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!"
dSgf : "Good boy!"
Luminence : "Don't finish him yet! Leave some for me!"
Dr. Liew : "What do you have?"
Luminence took out his industrial strength cow-milk vacuum extractor...
Dr. Liew : "Oh the humanity."
Luminence : "Muahahahaha..." *shaft* *turn knobs to 'black hole suction strength'*
StarWing : "Hey! The download speed on the vacuum extractor is even faster than my Streamyx connection!"
Dreign : "Wow!"
MAB : "GOOOOIIII... YIK YIK YIK YIK YIK..." *twitch* *twitch*
Mikka : "Is it over yet? I'm scared."
Mrs. Wombat : "Don't worry, Mikka. The big boys are taking him down."
HCND : "Let me show you how it is done, young Mikka."
[to be continued... Welcome to BB6's Blood Bath - Part Deux...]
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