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From: "Wombat" <patbplu@tm.net.my>

Newsgroups: tmnet.communities

Subject: Re: riddle on radio

Date: Mon, 23 Dec 2002 16:55:15 +0800

Organization: Death Star Slave Mines Sdn. Bhd.

Message-ID: <3e06cf16_1@news.tm.net.my>

Lemur <lemurx@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3e06ace6$1_1@news.tm.net.my...

> Quiz: What colour is Priscilla's underwear? Select one answer only.

> a) pitch dark black

> b) spotted like cheetah

> c) lacy see-tru white

> d) Priscilla doesn't wear underwear. <nosebleed>

Wombat : "Gee, this is hard...... I will take the audience voting."

Emcee for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire : "Okay. Audience, please vote now..."

Emcee : "Hmmm.... very bad result.The audience are evenly split between all 4 choices, exactly 25% for each answer."

Wombat : "#$%^&* I will take the 50:50."

Emcee : "Okay. And only two answers are left after the 50:50. C) Lacy see-thru white or D) Priscilla doesn't wear underwear."

Wombat : "Bloody hell. Tough choice lah, for 1 million. I will take the Telephone!"

Emcee : "Hoi, you think you own this show ah? Where can take so many lifelines in one question wan?"

Wombat : "You let me take or I will let Fifi hug your face."

Emcee : <Gulp> "Okay. Who you wanna call? Not that I'd think any of your friends know the answer anyway."

Wombat : "I want to call Michael Jackson."

Emcee : "Huh??? You mean you got friend with same name as the King Of Pop ah?"

Wombat : "Nope. I mean, the real one, the one who looked like Diana Ross and whose nose is gonna fall off."

Emcee : "Where can? No way we can call him."

Wombat : "I don't care. You people say I am to nominate one person to call during the show and I nominated Michael Jackson. You call him now or I will sue your pants off."

Emcee : "Okay okay." <calls Michael Jackson...>

MJ : "Hello?"

Emcee : "Errr... arrr... errr... " <tongue tied...>

Wombat : "Yo Mike, how are ya?"

MJ : "Oh fine, veli fine. I didn't one-arm hang my son off any balcony lately. What's up?"

Wombat : "You see ah, I need to know if Priscilla Presley ever wear underwear?"

MJ : <Shocked!> "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Wombat : "What happened? Your nose fall off?"

MJ : "No no no. Why do you think I divorced Lisa Marie? It's because she doesn't wear underwear all the time, and she said she learn it from her mother. Geli ler when I saw "it". Veli scary wan, all that black forest, like big monster mouth lah!"

Wombat : "Oh thanks for the info Michael. Bye."

MJ : "Your question has sent me into a relapse! Now I have to play with little boys again---" <click!>

Emcee : "So, what's your answer?"

Wombat : "D, no underwear."

Emcee : "Hmmm..... are you sure?"

Wombat : "Yes."

Emcee : "Are you really really sure? For all you know Priscilla may have received the latest Victoria's Secrets catalogue?"

Wombat : <Points Stinger missile at emcee....> "Hurry the fark up. The answer is D. No underwear."

Emcee : <Gulp!> "Alright alright. Your answer, for 1 million lira---"

Wombat : "Wait a minute. Who said anything about lira?"

Emcee : "This is the Italian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Of course the currency will be in Italian lira." (1 million lira is very very little in terms of RM...)

Wombat : * Thump! Four paws in the air... *

"Save the world. Get a Mac."

Wombat - A marsupial with an attitude.

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